Oh, Wait a minute... You didn't buy the Hotel Assurance upgrade...."
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At the new "Four Seasons Live," room service will be available for just $35 per call, though all food deliveries will be routed through Bangalore.
To combat rampant towel piracy, guests will be required to validate their room keys within 15 minutes of checking in or get locked out; the toilets will ask three times if you're really sure you want to flush.
Welcome to the Hotel Microsoft: You can reboot any time you like, but you can never leave...
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