Fresh from the shower, she stood in front of the mirror complaining to me that her breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, I uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow," I said to her, "then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asked?
"They will grow larger over a period of years," I replied.
She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat I said, "Worked for your ass, didn't it?"
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