*H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.
*To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
*When you smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
*Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is water and gin.
*A super saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.
*Liter: A nest of young puppies.
*Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat.
*Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away.
*Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.
*The pistol of the flower is its only protection against insects.
*A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
*To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
*For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower that the heart until the heart stops.
*For head colds: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat.
*Germinate: To become a naturalized German.
*The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
*Blood flows down one leg and up the other.
** If you think these are facts, God help ya!
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