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Thursday, April 29, 2004

Who Shall He Marry Next?


Somewhere in a typical suburban household, John sits astride a ladder balancing some dangerous looking power tools and is running a severe risk of self-electrocution. Enter Jill, Stage Left, Looking very bedraggled, and not happy.

Jill: There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.

John: Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous.

Jill: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.

John: You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?

Jill: In the pool.


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