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A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."
The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts -- although still silent -- stink terribly."
The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing....
Seven people were killed and more than 100 injured during an annual kite-flying festival in Pakistan. Apparently, festival-goers often use pieces of wire instead of string to fly their kites and the kites are often equipped with sharp objects to 'attack' other kites.
Police say three people were electrocuted when their kite wires touched power lines, two died falling off roofs, one person killed after being stabbed by a kite while riding a motorbike and a 12 year-old boy was hit by a car, trying to catch a stray kite on a main road.
*Planet S
"Why is it that when people speak to God, They are praying... but when God speaks to people, they are 'nuts'?"