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Sunday, July 15, 2018

Stupid Is As Stupid Says...

STUPID is as STUPID Says!
-- ON BUT WHAT ABOUT LEGAL ANUS? --

NOTE TO DRIVERS
DO NOT PLEASE THROW
ILLEGAL ANUS OUT WINDOWS.
THANK YOU.


road sign, Japan

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STUPID is as STUPID Says!
-- ON LET'S NOT STIR METAPHORS, PLEASE! --

But Rudy—if one may stir metaphors into a batter—had never stopped dallying with the plum that hung, Damocles-like, over his head.


from The Case of the Transposed Legs (1951) by Harry Stephen Keeler (as it appears in the book  Wretched Writing)

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STUPID is as STUPID Says!
-- ON METAPHORS, MASSIVELY MUDDLED --


Neither team has really taken the baton by the scruff of the neck and put their stamp on it.


soccer manager Nigel Worthington

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STUPID is as STUPID Says!

-- ON WHO'DA THUNK? --


Signs of Impending Birth Specific Behaviors May Suggest That Birth is Impending, such as:


• Sitting on one buttock
• Making grunting sounds
• Involuntarily bearing down …
• Stating "the baby is coming."


listed in a health book
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STUPID is as STUPID Says!

-- ON TOURIST QUESTIONS, DEADLY --


The buffalo that we're going to see, are they extinct?

tourist from New York City in a Canadian national park

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