-- ON BUT WHAT ABOUT LEGAL ANUS? --
NOTE TO DRIVERS
DO NOT PLEASE THROW
ILLEGAL ANUS OUT WINDOWS.
THANK YOU.
road sign, Japan
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-- ON LET'S NOT STIR METAPHORS, PLEASE! --
But Rudy—if one may stir metaphors into a batter—had never stopped dallying with the plum that hung, Damocles-like, over his head.
from The Case of the Transposed Legs (1951) by Harry Stephen Keeler (as it appears in the book Wretched Writing)
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-- ON METAPHORS, MASSIVELY MUDDLED --
Neither team has really taken the baton by the scruff of the neck and put their stamp on it.
soccer manager Nigel Worthington
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-- ON WHO'DA THUNK? --
Signs of Impending Birth Specific Behaviors May Suggest That Birth is Impending, such as:
• Sitting on one buttock
• Making grunting sounds
• Involuntarily bearing down …
• Stating "the baby is coming."
listed in a health book
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-- ON TOURIST QUESTIONS, DEADLY --
The buffalo that we're going to see, are they extinct?
tourist from New York City in a Canadian national park
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