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Thursday, May 04, 2017

Russian Museum has an Exhibit of Rasputin’s Penis

Moscow News

Rah-Rah-Rasputin had a big wang!
Pretty Ugly Guy to be such a 'Lover'....


The first Russian museum of erotica is opening in St. Petersburg, Russian Nezavisimaya Gazeta daily reports. The museum is founded by Igor Knyazkin, the chief of the prostate research center of the Russian Academy of Natural Sciences.

Knyazkin told the newspaper that museums of sex and erotica exist in many European countries and he wanted Russia to be a civilized country with a view on the future and with correct views on erotica.

[Weird Fact: The largest penis in the animal kingdom belongs to the mighty blue whale. He is no less than 11 feet of fully functional hot whale action. What! Not Mine????? I could swear it was mine! =)]

There is one exhibit in the museum which makes Knyazkin be especially proud of. This is the 30-centimeter preserved penis of Grigory Rasputin. “Having this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte’s penis is now kept. … Napoleon’s penis is but a small ”pod“ it cannot stand comparison to our organ of 30 centimeters…” the head of the museum said.

[Weird Facts: Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: one to two teaspoons. Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7200. Average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2000. Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons. Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour.(Who measures and collects this data?)]

Rah-Rah-Rasputin had a big wang!
For those who don't 'speak' metric... and we never measure our penises in metric?!!
30cm = 11.7inches... Bigger than YOUR boyfriend's?


Rasputin, nicknamed “Mad Monk” by historians was born in 1869 in Siberia, arrived in St. Petersburg in 1911 and within a few years had become one of the most influential men in government circles. His rise to preeminence was due to his close relationship with Nicholas II’s wife, Alexandra. The heir to the throne suffered from hemophaelia, and only Rasputin could stop the boy’s bleeding. Because of this, Alexandra believed he was a holy man sent to protect Alexis and she kept him close by at all times.

[Weird Fact: Men say the average erect penis is ten inches. Women say it's four inches. But what about girth, people? What about girth?(What does that mean for us queers?!!)]

However, many historians point to the unusual cult that Rasputin practiced at the Emperors’ court — a strange mixture of Christianity and sexual practices. Many of the noble women were believed to be in sexual relations with Rasputin, possibly including the Empress.

[Weird Fact: Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie. This may just be the real reason that people love chocolate.]

At the end of 1916, a group of aristocrats decided that Rasputin’s influence had grown too great and that he had to be killed in order to save Russia. They lured him to the palace of one of the princes; fed him poisoned cakes and wine, shot him and then threw himb into the frozen river.

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