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Thursday, July 21, 2016

Very punny!

Batman and The Joker
What kind of toy likes to rap?
A yo-yo.

What do you call half a superhero toy?
A fraction figure.

What's brown and greasy and lives in a cathedral?
The lunch bag of Notre-Dame.

What's the difference between a canoe and a miser?
A canoe will sometimes tip.

What did one toilet say to the other?
“You look a bit flushed.”

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