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Thursday, December 04, 2008

Leafs Awarded Stanley Cup!

Toronto Maple LeafsCanada was stunned Monday when it was announced that The Stanley Cup will be awarded to the Toronto Maple Leafs, possibly as early as the 6th of December.


The cup will be stripped from 2008 playoff champions the Detroit Red Wings and be awarded to the Leafs, who didn't even make the playoffs.

How is this possible, Canadians ask?

Well, the Leafs have formed a coalition with eastern conference semi-finalists the Montreal Canadians, and conference quarter finalists the Ottawa Senators, now outnumbering the Red Wings. According to current Leaf coach Ron Wilson "the Red Wings have lost the confidence of the league and should hand the cup over immediately to our coalition".

NHL commissioner Gary Bettman is cutting short a European trip to try to resolve the unprecedented hockey crisis that could force a second playoff series, or see an opposing team coalition take the cup.


*Thanks, Bright Eyes!

1 comment:

Bran Everseeking said...

except the cases are not in the least close so its not really funny.

tories break their own fixed election date law and fail to do anything but waste millions of dollars then create an impossible situation for themselves and claim that the normal, legal parliamentary practice that they had tried in 2000 is dirty pool. sad