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Saturday, September 20, 2014

Some Interesting Facts


Did you know ..........

Stars It is impossible to lick your elbow.

Stars A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.

Stars A shrimp's heart is in their head.

Stars People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heartstops for a mili-second.

Stars In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so - apart from Bones).

Stars It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

Stars A pregnant goldfish is called a twit

Stars Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pastaswastikas.

Stars In average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime.

Stars More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Stars Rats and horses can't vomit.

Stars The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

Stars If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. if you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.

Stars Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

Stars Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

Stars If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

Stars In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

Stars The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Stars Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

Stars A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Stars 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.

Stars In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.

Stars Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Stars Cat's urine glows under a black-light.

Stars Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

Stars Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

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Friday, September 19, 2014

Kids talk to God...


Child Praying
1. Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Amanda



2. Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Joyce



3. Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.
Janet



4. God, I read the bible. What does beget mean? Nobody will tell me.
Love Alison



5. Dear God, how did you know you were God? Who told you?
Charlene



6. Dear God, is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house?
Anita



7. Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
Nancy



8. Dear God, I like the story about Noah the best of all of them. You really made up some good ones. I like walking on water, too.
Glenn



9. Dear God, my Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go?
Love, Dennis



10. Dear God, Do you draw the lines around the countries? If you don't, who does?
Nathan



11. Dear God, did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident?
Norma



12. Dear God, in bible times, did they really talk that fancy?
Jennifer



13. Dear God, how come you did all those miracles in the old days and don't do any now?
Billy



14. Dear God, please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this year.
Peter



15. Dear God, maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my brother.
Larry



16. Dear God, I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet. What's up? Don't forget.
Mark



17. Dear God, my brother told me about how you are born but it just doesn't sound right. What do you say?
Marsha



18. Dear God, If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes.
Barbara



19. Dear God, is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through the business?
Donny



20. Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God than you. Well, I just want you to know that. I am not just saying that because you are already God.
Charles



21. Dear God, it is great the way you always get the stars in the right place. Why can't you do that with the moon?
Jeff



22. Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Really !!!!
Frank



And, saving the best for last...

23. Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really cool.
Thomas

End of Summer


end of summer

An agitation of the air,
A perturbation of the light
Admonished me the unloved year
Would turn on its hinge that night.

I stood in the disenchanted field
Amid the stubble and the stones
Amaded, while a small worm lisped to me
The song of my marrow-bones.

Blue poured into summer blue,
A hawk broke from his cloudless tower,
The roof of the silo blazed, and I knew
That part of my life was forever over.

Already the iron door of the North
Clangs open: birds,leaves,snows
Order their populations forth,
And a cruel wind blows.



by Stanley Kunitz



Answer me this!


What is 6 unches long and makes every woman happy?

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Let me Google that for you.


1. Henry David Thoreau wrote about the Walden Pond wilderness. How many miles was it from the house where he was born? (Measure from his birthplace to the current Walden Pond Visitors Center.)


I don't know. Google it.

One way to find the answer:

Go to Google and search [Walden Pond Visitors Center] to find that it’s on Walden Street in the city of Concord, Massachusetts. Search for [Thoreau birthplace] and find that it’s also in Concord, on Virginia Street. Use the “Get Directions” tool on Google Maps to learn that the distance between the two places is about ___ _______.

2. If you started playing with a Rubik’s Cube® when most scientists estimate the Earth was formed, approximately how many changes per second would you need to make to finish all the permutations by today?


I don't know. Google it.

One way to find the answer:

Go to Google and search [Rubik’s Cube permutations] to learn there are 43.25 quintillion permutations. Searching [age Earth] reveals an approximate age of 4.54 billion years. Using Google Calculator to divide permutations by the age of Earth by seconds in a year yields ___ _______ ___ ______.


3. What is the Latin name of the carnivore with the largest teeth that was found trapped in the area once known as Los Volcanes de Brea?

I don't know. Google it.

Go to Google and search [Los Volcanes de Brea] to find that it was the original name of the La Brea Tar Pits. Then search [La Brea Tar Pit carnivores] to find that scimitar cats, jaguars, American cheetahs, and dire wolves all had large teeth—but none had incisors quite as impressive as the saber-toothed cat, or ________.


Thursday, September 18, 2014

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Ain't it the truth!


The Truth is...

Paul got an early start to his day, he had set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6:00am, while his coffeemaker (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his razor (MADE IN HONG KONG).

He put on his sweater (MADE IN SRI LANKA), his stylish jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and his runners (MADE IN KOREA).

Then after making his breakfast in his little toaster oven (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down in front of his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN)by his radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got into his car (MADE IN GERMANY) and set off in his search for a good job.

At the end of a discouraging day, he decided to relax a little. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL)poured a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) into a lead crystal glass (MADE IN CHECKOSLOVAKIA), and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and asked himself:

Why it is so hard to find a good paying job in Canada?

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LEARN WOMEN'S ENGLISH


Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure ... go ahead = I don't want you to

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = ... and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me = I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

I'm not yelling = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important

Woman Running Scared

EGG-ZACTLY!


What's the top-selling pop? It's a Coke.
What's a rip-roaring quip? It's a joke.
What do ya do with cigarettes? Ya smoke.

So quickly, I beg:
What's the white of an egg called?



It's albumen. (I bet you said yolk. hehe)


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Q: Who is Snow White's brother?

A: Egg White. Get the yolk?


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Q: If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?

A: None. Roosters Don't Lay Eggs!


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A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking a cigarette with a smug grin on its face, the egg looking thoroughly ticked off.

The egg looks at the chicken and says,
"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"


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So you think your life is bad.

Just think how bad the life of the egg is...

You only get laid once!

You only get eaten once!

It takes 4 minutes to get hard

2 minutes to get soft

You have to share a box with 11 other guys

And the only chick who ever sat on your face was your mother.


(Now don't you feel better)


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Q. How did the eggs leave the highway?

A. They went through the "Eggs-it".


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Q. What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

A. He cracked up.


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Q. Why couldn't the eggs go out on a hot summer day?

A. They were afraid they would fry!


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Q. What did the egg say to the clown?

A. You crack me up!


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Q. What part did the egg play in the movies?

A. He was an "Egg-stra".


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Q. What do you call a sleeping egg?

A. Egg-zosted!


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Q. What did the eggs do when the light turned green?

A. They egg-cellerated.


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Q. Why couldn't the egg family watch T.V.?

A. Because their cable was scrambled.


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Q. Why was the father egg so strict?

A. He was hard-boiled.


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Q. What do you get if you cross an egg with a vacuum cleaner?

A. I have no idea, but I bet it's messy!

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