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Sunday, April 12, 2015

Through the eyes of a man...

A wife was curious when she found two old negatives in a drawer and had them made into prints. She was pleasantly surprised to see that they were of her at a much younger, slimmer time, taken many years ago on one of her first dates with her husband.

When she showed him the photos, his face lit up. "Wow, look at that!", he said with appreciation, "That's my old Ford!".
Old Ford

How smart is your right foot?

While sitting, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. Now while doing this draw the number six in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction and there is nothing you can do about it. Why does this happen?
The Wizard's foot

THIS effect is partly due to the normal difference in height between hand and foot. That difference,in conjunction with gravity and the earth’s rotation, is enough to affect the body’s highly sensitive limb rotation mechanisms. If you eliminate this difference (for instance, by lying down and holding your right leg and arm at about the same height),your right foot will be unaffected. However, if you reverse this height difference (for instance, by positioning your right leg above your head and your right hand nearer the floor), the effect will be even more marked. This is probably because,with this posture,your head is in a silly position too.

Geoff Lowe
University of Hull

Sir Reginald's Marvellous Organ

Saturday, April 11, 2015

Relax, man....

It's ok, we only want equality

Barry Manilow secretly married longtime manager

Compiled by Ann Tatko-Peterson atatko@bayareanewsgroup.com

Barry Manilow's marriage to longtime manager Garry Kief was so secret, it took almost a year before even the tabloids got wind of it.

The couple married at Manilow's home in Palm Springs last April, with about 20 to 30 guests attending what they thought was a lunch, People magazine reported Wednesday. The National Enquirer first reported the nuptials.

The ceremony was dubbed a commitment ceremony, and although Manilow, 71, and Kief, 66, exchanged rings, they reportedly never filed official paperwork for their marriage.

"Barry is paranoid that his fans would not approve of him being gay," a source reportedly told the National Enquirer, "when in reality, many have suspected it for years -- and most wouldn't care. They would be happy for him."

Singer Barry Manilow, seen on stage Feb. 14, 2015 in Chicago, Illinois, and his longtime manager Garry Kief reportedly married last year during a private ceremony at their Palm Springs, California residence. (Photo by Daniel Boczarski/Getty Images) ( Daniel Boczarski )
Singer Barry Manilow, seen on stage Feb. 14, 2015 in Chicago, Illinois,
and his longtime manager Garry Kief reportedly married last year
during a private ceremony at their Palm Springs, California residence.
(Photo by Daniel Boczarski/Getty Images) ( Daniel Boczarski )
The ballad crooner known for hits such as "Mandy" and "Copacabana" has never publicly come out as gay.

It's Manilow's second marriage. Kief has a daughter and ex-wife, whom he reportedly left to be with Manilow.

Ann Tatko-Peterson provides celebrity commentary for the Bay Area News Group. Follow her at :
twitter.com/atatkopeterson.

Boom or Bust

Friday, April 10, 2015

GRANDMA'S CURES

Keep this on the Fridge

Did You Know That?

Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately -- without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional "pain relievers."

Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns.

Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong Altoids peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose.

Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? Mix 1 Tablespoon of horseradish in 1 cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as a massage oil, for instant relief for aching muscles.

Sore throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and take 1 tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria.

Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer. Just dissolve two tablets in a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost instantly -- even though the product was never been advertised for this use.

Honey remedy for skin blemishes... Cover the blemish with a dab of honey and place a Band-Aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the skin sterile, and speeds healing. Works overnight.

Listerine therapy for toenail fungus... Get rid of unsightly toenail fungus by soaking your toes in Listerine mouthwash. The powerful antiseptic leaves your toenails looking healthy again.

Easy eyeglass protection... To prevent the screws in eyeglasses from loosening, apply a small drop of Maybelline Crystal Clear nail polish to the threads of the screws before tightening them.

Coca-Cola cure for rust... Forget those expensive rust removers. Just saturate an abrasive sponge with Coca Cola and scrub the rust stain. The phosphoric acid in the coke is what gets the job done.

Cleaning liquid that doubles as bug killer... If menacing bees, wasps, hornets, or yellow jackets get in your home and you can't find the insecticide, try a spray of Formula 409. Insects drop to the ground instantly.

Smart splinter remover...just pour a drop of Elmer's Glue-All over the splinter, let dry, and peel the dried glue off the skin. The splinter sticks to the dried glue.

Hunt's tomato paste boil cure...cover the boil with Hunt's tomato paste as a compress. The acids from the tomatoes soothe the pain and bring the boil to a head.

Balm for broken blisters...To disinfect a broken blister, dab on a few drops of Listerine... a powerful antiseptic.

Heinz vinegar to heal bruises... Soak a cotton ball in white vinegar and apply it to the bruise for 1 hour. The vinegar reduces the blueness and speeds up the healing process.

Kills fleas instantly. Dawn dish washing liquid does the trick. Add a few drops to your dog's bath and shampoo the animal thoroughly. Rinse well to avoid skin irritations. Goodbye fleas.

Rainy day cure for dog odor... Next time your dog comes in from the rain, simply wipe down the animal with Bounce or any dryer sheet, instantly making your dog smell springtime fresh.

Eliminate ear mites... All it takes is a few drops of Wesson corn oil in your cat's ear. Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites, and accelerates healing.

Quaker Oats for fast pain relief....It's not for breakfast anymore! Mix 2 cups of Quaker Oats and 1 cup of water in a bowl and warm in the microwave for 1 minute, cool slightly, and apply the mixture to your hands for soothing relief from arthritis pain.

The Deadly Facts About Water

The Deadly Facts About Water!

Waldo....

Waldo Finds Himself

Thursday, April 09, 2015

Weird or Eccentric People

Answers are at the bottom of this post
Oscar Wilde
While not in this quiz, Oscar Wilde was really eccentric
1. The eccentric Collyer brothers, known for years of hoarding, died in which unusual manner?

Home exploded from a build up of methane gas
Eaten by a grizzly bear that they kept in their home
They jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge together
Killed by their own booby traps

2. English eccentric Simeon Ellerton was known to walk around with which of the following on his head?

Shoes
Stones
Llamas
Velcro

3. Brian G. Hughes (1849-1924) was a U.S. businessman known for many unusual pranks that involved the Metropolitan Museum of Art and Tiffany's jewelry store in which American City?

Salt Lake City
New York City
Yuma
Miami

4. Which of the following men was a Serbian-American electrical engineer known for his contributions to the design of modern alternating current (AC) as well as for his many eccentricities?

Peter Bogdanovich
Milla Jovovich
Nikola Tesla
Boris Becker

5. Sir George Sitwell (1860-1943) was an unusual man who was known to do which of the following chromatic things to the animals on his estate?

Painted the cows on his farm a blue willow design
He let his pigs play in his pool which he filled with gelatin
Kept his chickens plucked at all times
He brushed his horses teeth for hours everyday

6.Artist Salvador Dali once gave actress Mia Farrow the gift of a dead mouse in a hand-painted bottle.

True
False

7. Mehran Karimi Nasseri is an Iranian refugee who lived in the departure lounge of Terminal One in Charles de Gaulle Airport for over 15 years.

True
False

8. Which British poet kept a bear as a pet while at Cambridge?

William Shakespeare
James Joyce
Lord Byron
Percy Shelley

9. Which of the following artists was known for rarely bathing, and despite his wealth lived in utter squalor?

Michelangelo
Andy Warhol
Rembrandt
Thomas Gainsborough

10. Which of the following women was an eccentric millionaire, nicknamed the Witch of Wall Street, and known for her extreme stinginess?

Hetty Green
Sylvia Brown
Amy Tan
Linda Gray






1. Killed by their own booby traps
The wealthy and reclusive Collyer brothers (one born in 1881, the other in 1885)died sometime in March of 1947. The exact date of death is not known as they were killed when tripped up by their own booby traps. Tons of newspapers fell on Langley Collyer killing him instantly. His paralysed brother Homer died of dehydration and starvation. Although they died within ten feet of each other it took over a week to find Langley after finding Homer. Over 130 tons of garbage were removed from their home after their death including tons of newspapers, over 25,000 books hundred of yards of unused silk and 14 grand pianos. At the time of their deaths the brothers were worth close to $100,000 not including their once fabulous Manhattan brownstone. Their life story was fictionalized in the novel "My Brother's Keeper" by Marcia Davenport in 1954.

2. Stones
Simeon Ellerton was a 19th century eccentric who lived in Craike in County Durham, England. He was known to walk for very long distances and was a fitness fanatic. While on his long walks he would collect stones. He used the stones to build himself a house which still stands. Even after the house was built, he carried stones on his head for the rest of his life. When asked why he had stones on his head, his answer was "Tis to keep on my hat." However unusual his behavior, his penchant for walking many miles everyday may have helped him live to the ripe old age of 104.

3. New York City
Brian G. Hughes made a fortune manufacturing paper boxes and founding the Dollar Savings Bank. Some of his stunts included donating a plot of ground in Brooklyn to the Board of Aldermen who planned to make it into a public park. What they did not realize was that the plot of land only measured 2x8 ft. He was known to drop fake diamonds all over the floor of Tiffany's jewelry store so he could watch the fashionably elite try to steal them without being caught. He once placed empty picture frames in front of the Metropolitan Museum of Art causing the police to spend thousands of dollars trying to figure out what had been stolen. He would pretend to forget his expensive umbrellas and watch while someone stole them. What the thief did not know was that when he opened the umbrella it read "stolen from Brian G. Hughes". He drove the police and the newspapers of New York City crazy for decades.

4. Nikola Tesla
Tesla was a brilliant scientist with some very unusual habits. He walked 8-10 miles every day no matter the weather. He would flex his toes 100 times every night as he believed it stimulated his brain cells. He spent thousand of dollars feeding wild pigeons. He was 6'02" but weighed only 142 pounds (64 kg). He was fanatically well dressed but wore no jewelry, believing it sapped his brain cells to do so. He could not stand to touch hair, would not shake hands and was obsessed with the number three. He was celibate believing that marital relations would be detrimental to his brain. He had an eidetic memory and could memorize whole books in one reading. The list of his eccentricities and abilities could fill a book.

5. Painted the cows on his farm a blue willow design
Sir George Reresby Sitwell, 4th Baronet was a conservative politician. He was very well educated but engaged in some very unusual behavior. This included painting the cows on his estate the same blue willow pattern as his china. He left England and moved to Italy to avoid paying taxes. He left his wife behind and refused to pay her creditors allowing her to serve time in debtors' prison. He had such a vast collection of books that they filled seven libraries in his home. He invented a pistol for shooting wasps. At his home in Derbyshire he hung a sign on the gate to his home which read "I must ask anyone entering the house never to contradict me or differ from me in any way, as it interferes with the functioning of my gastric juices and prevents my sleeping at night."

6. True
The flamboyant Salvador Dali reveled in his eccentricity. When signing autographs for fans, he would insist on keeping their pens. He traveled extensively with his pet ocelot, Babou, by his side. He usually referred to himself in third person and would often speak in bizarre combinations of Spanish, French and English. He was known to write bad checks believing that his creditors would find his a check with his signature to be more valuable than the debt that was owed.

7. True
Mehran Karimi Nasseri is an Iranian refugee who lived in the Charles de Gaulle airport in Paris from 1988 until 2006. He spent these years reading, studying, and writing in his diary. After being hospitalized for unknown reasons he was put into a French Red Cross shelter. His bizarre story was the basis for at least three different movies and he has professed to being content while living in the airport.

8. Lord Byron
When Lord Byron entered Trinity College, Cambridge he was ordered to send his dog home as it was against the rules to keep a pet dog. Byron studied the college rules and noted that there were no rules against having a bear. So he got a bear for a roommate. He would take the bear on leashed walks around the campus terrifying his fellow students and teachers. For years he kept an extensive menagerie of animals. Later in life he switched to war games. He spent thousands of pounds and many hours each day playing with his war ships on the edge of his lake.

9. Michelangelo
Michelangelo may have been one of history's greatest artists, but as the old saying goes, there is a thin line between genius and insanity. Michelangelo ignored even the most basic tasks of personal hygiene. He bathed very rarely, often less than once a year. He changed his clothes only when they started falling apart and was known to sleep in his clothes including shoes. He ate only to stay alive and was known to live a monastic lifestyle. He was unpopular with his contemporaries as being in his presence was rather disgusting.

10. Hetty Green
Hetty Green (1834-1916) was well-known miser who did not spend a penny more than necessary. At one time, she was one of the richest women in the world and a major player on Wall Street. In spite of her wealth, she refused to heat her house or use hot water. She wore the same black dress for years and did not change her undergarments until they literally fell apart. She rarely bathed or washed her clothes to save on soap. She ate the cheapest food she could find and often refused or avoided medical care for herself and her family because she felt it cost too much. At the time of her death, she was worth between $100-200 million which would make her a multi-billionaire in today's world.

Thoughts for pondering...

A successful businessman was growing old and knew it was time to choose a successor to take over the business.

Instead of choosing one of his Directors or his children, he decided to do something different. He called all the young executives in his company together.

He said, "It is time for me to step down and choose the next CEO. I have decided to choose one of you.

"The young executives were shocked, but the boss continued. "I am going to give each one of you a SEED today - one very special SEED. I want you to plant the seed, water it, and come back here one year from today with what you have grown from the seed I have given you. I will then judge the plants that you bring, and the one I choose will be the next CEO."

One man, named Jim, was there that day and he, like the others, received a seed. He went home and excitedly, told his wife the story. She helped him get a pot, soil and compost and he plantedthe seed. Everyday, he would water it and watch to see if it had grown. After about three weeks, some of the other executives began to talk about their seeds and the plants that were beginning to grow.

Jim kept checking his seed, but nothing ever grew. Three weeks, four weeks, five weeks went by, still nothing.

By now, others were talking about their plants, but Jim didn't have a plant and he felt like a failure.

Six months went by -- still nothing in Jim's pot. He just knew he had killed his seed. Everyone else had trees and tall plants, but he had nothing Jim didn't say anything to his colleagues, however, he just kept watering and fertilizing the soil - He so wanted the seed to grow.

A year finally went by and all the young executives of the company brought their plants to the CEO for inspection.

Jim told his wife that he wasn't going to take an empty pot. But she asked him to be honest about what happened. Jim felt sick to his stomach, it was going to be the most embarrassing moment of his life, but he knew his wife was right. He took his empty pot to the board room.

When Jim arrived, he was amazed at the variety of plants grown by the other executives. They were beautiful - in all shapes and sizes. Jim put his empty pot on the floor and many of his colleagues laughed, a few felt sorry for him!

When the CEO arrived, he surveyed the room and greeted his young executives.

Jim just tried to hide in the back. "My, what great plants, trees and flowers you have grown," said the CEO. "Today one of you will be appointed the next CEO!"

All of a sudden, the CEO spotted Jim at the back of the room with his empty pot. He ordered the Financial Director to bring him to the front..

Jim was terrified..

He thought, "The CEO knows I'm a failure! Maybe he will have me fired!"

When Jim got to the front, the CEO asked him what had happened to his seed, Jim told him the story.

The CEO asked everyone to sit down except Jim. He looked at Jim, and then announced to the young executives, "Behold your next Chief Executive Officer! His name is "Jim!"

Jim couldn't believe it. Jim couldn't even grow his seed. "How could he be the new CEO?" the others said.

Then the CEO said, "One year ago today, I gave everyone in this room a seed. I told you to take the seed, plant it, water it, and bring it back to me today. But I gave you all boiled seeds; they were dead - it was not possible for them to grow.

All of you, except Jim, have brought me trees and plants and flowers. When you found that the seed would not grow, you substituted another seed for the one I gave you. Jim was the only one with the courage and honesty to bring me a pot with my seed in it. Therefore, he is the one who will be the new Chief Executive Officer!"

empty flower pot

* If you plant honesty, you will reap trust
* If you plant goodness, you will reap friends
* If you plant humility, you will reap greatness
* If you plant perseverance, you will reap contentment
* If you plant consideration, you will reap perspective
* If you plant hard work, you will reap success
* If you plant forgiveness, you will reap reconciliation

So, be careful what you plant now;

it will determine what you will reap later.

Billboard's 70's one hit wonders

Answers are at the bottom of this post
one hit wonders

1. Early spring of 1970 brought not only flowers that grow, but also "Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes)". What group was responsible for this growth?

Edison
Lighthouse
Brownsville Station
ClimaxThe Outisders

2. This spiritual hit almost made it to the top of the charts in the spring of 1971. "Put Your Hand In The Hand" was a smash for one of these groups. Which one?

Bloodrock
Prelude
Think
Ocean

3. "Jungle Fever" was a Top 10 instrumental hit in 1972 for this group. Name them.

The Swahilis
The Chakachas
The Rythym Aces
The Soul Children

4. 1973 saw the romantic "Pillow Talk" become a Top 5 hit for this sweet-sounding lady. Name her.

Merrie Wilson
Pink Lady
Gwen McCrae
Sylvia

5. The Chicago Massacre was immortalized in this 1974 number one hit. Who turned organized crime into a smash hit with "The Night Chicago Died"?

Bullett
Paper Lace
The Fuzz
Redeye

6. Summer 1975 was a good time for this guy who brought us the romantic "Love Won't Let Me Wait". Who was he?

Major Lance
Herman Brood
Johnny Ace
Major Harris

7. A harmonic tune with a strong sexual innuendo occupied the top of the charts in the summer of 1976. "Afternoon Delight" was a smash for whom?

Sexual Chocolate
Starland Vocal Band
Sanford/Townsend Band
Lady Flash

8. Which artist in the summer of 1977 got right to the point when he asked "Do You Want To Make Love?"

Mike Love
Nick Gilder
Peter McCann
Eddie Holman

9. In 1978 this comedian laid down the tracks for a novelty record called "King Tut". Which comedian?

Rodney Dangerfield
Robin Williams
Bill Murray
Steve Martin

10. his duo recorded the Top 20 hit "Ain"t No Stoppin Us Now" in the summer of 1979. Who were they?

Leblanc and Carr
McFadden and Whitehead
Clark and Hillman
Cashman and West






1. Edison Lighthouse
Billboard number five, March 28, 1970. This studio group had only this song to fall back on, or so you would think. However, lead singer Tony Burrows had at least four other hits under different names, which will remain a secret since they all qualify as "one hit wonders" in their own right, and will appear in other volumes of this series.

2. Ocean
Billboard number two, May 1, 1971. A Canadian gospel-rock band, they had their one hit in 1971, and disbanded in 1975.

3. The Chakachas
Billboard number eight, March 25, 1972. A group of Latin soul studio musicians formed this group in Belgium. One of the members of the group was the wife of Latin band leader Tito Puente. They had been recording since the late 50's with limited success. This song actually was banned in the UK for the provocative sounds of a woman and man moaning in the background of the song. The title was controversial for the time as well. The song re-appeared and was part of the soundtrack for the movie "Boogie Nights".

4. Sylvia
Billboard number three, June 9, 1973. Sylvia Robinson did actually have another hit way back in 1957. She is the same lady who was part of Mickey and Sylvia and recorded "Love Is Strange", but this is her only entry as a solo artist.

5. Paper Lace
Billboard number one, August 17, 1974. From Nottingham England, the group had already had a number one UK hit called "Billy Don't Be a Hero". Yes, the same song that charted here in the US in a version by Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods. Lace's version only got to number 96 in the US. "The Night Chicago Died" did much better, although only it only got to number 3 in the UK.

6. Major Harris
Billboard number five, June 21, 1975. Harris sang with a number of groups before joining The Delfonics in the early 70's. He quit the group to become a solo artist in 1974, and this song followed. After his solo career died out, he returned to the Delfonics, and still tours these days.

7. Starland Vocal Band
Billboard number one, July 10, 1976. The group actually won two Grammys for this song and their self titled album. They were given a variety TV show, which lasted for a short number of weeks in the summer of 1977. One of the participants in the show was a young comic named David Letterman.

8. Peter McCann
Billboard number five, August 6, 1977. This singer/songwriter from Connecticut had this Top 5 five hit as a singer, and also had a hit as a songwriter when "The Right Time Of The Night" reached the Top 10 for Jennifer Warnes.

9. Steve Martin
Billboard number 17, August 12, 1978. The song was performed on "Saturday Night Live" during the craze when the original King Tut artifacts were touring the U.S. He was backed on the record by "The Toot Uncommons". They were actually members of The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band (Mr. Bojangles).

10. McFadden and Whitehead
Billboard number 13, July 21, 1979. Although this was their only Top 40 hit as singers, they have a strong history of writing and producing hits for others. They started touring with Otis Redding in the 60's until his death. They have written such songs as "Backstabbers" (O'Jays). Unfortunately Whitehead was apparently a victim of a random street crime in 2004, and Gene McFadden died of liver cancer in 2006. May they rest in peace.

The Red Wheelbarrow

If you're looking for a more creative pursuit, start your budding literary career in the bathroom! You can write a short story or poem on a single trip to the toilet that makes you famous instantaneously. Which American Imagist poet of the twentieth century probably could have written his eight-line poem "The Red Wheelbarrow" in three minutes on the commode?

Make the most use of your bathroom time.

He was also a practicing doctor for most of his life, is best-known for his short poem "The Red Wheelbarrow", reproduced in full below.

Red wheelbarrow
"so much depends
upon

a red wheel
barrow

glazed with rain
water

beside the white
chickens"

Rather than attempt to explain the deep meaning of why "so much" depends upon the red wheelbarrow, I will instead quote another Williams poem, this one entitled "This Is Just To Say".

"I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold"


--William Carlos Williams

There, don't you think you could do that sitting on the toilet some day?

Wednesday, April 08, 2015

‘People’s priest’ Cardinal Jean-Claude Turcotte spoke in language of hope

by LISA FITTERMAN, The Globe and Mail

Canadian Cardinal Jean-Claude Turcotte speaks during an interview in his office in Montreal, on March 15, 2005. THE CANADIAN PRESS/AP, Francois Roy
Canadian Cardinal Jean-Claude Turcotte
speaks during an interview in his office in Montreal, on
March 15, 2005. THE CANADIAN PRESS/AP, Francois Roy
Plain-spoken, with a penchant for hockey, hot dogs and his home city of Montreal, Cardinal Jean-Claude Turcotte lived his life according to the gospel and the unwavering belief that Jesus had a message, not of retribution, but of hope.

The cardinal, who had been in palliative care at Montreal’s Marie-Clarac Hospital, died Wednesday. He was 78.

For the cardinal, whose death came after a long diabetes-related illness, there was never a narrow, academic interpretation of Catholic doctrine. Rather, he knew the best hope for the church to renew itself was through reaching out, listening and speaking in a language that people understood, particularly in Quebec, where the institution once held stern, unforgiving sway.

“He was a home boy, not a Rome boy,” said Archbishop Anthony Mancini, who was a seminary student in 1966 when he first met the priest who would become a cardinal. He would work side by side with his esteemed colleague as the Montreal archdiocese’s vicar-general and, on trips abroad, as his translator of Italian.

It was just after the close of the Second Vatican Council, popularly known as Vatican II, recalled the archbishop, who now heads the Archdiocese of Halifax-Yarmouth. The Catholic world was rocked by proposals of a doctrine more in tune with changing times. This especially held true in Quebec, where there was great social upheaval and the faithful were fast leaving the church for a more secular world where rigid moral codes did not apply and societal roles were becoming less defined.

“It was a very difficult time and he was one of the priests charged with our education,” Archbishop Mancini said. “For young men coming along, a big question was, ‘What was the point and experience of the church?’ The cardinal instilled in us a vision of a church that was inclusive, the very vision being brought to fruition today by Pope Francis. He made us feel his excitement and fierceness of heart at the prospect.”

Cardinal Turcotte’s often-irreverent sense of humour and way with a quip helped burnish his reputation as the “people’s priest.” In February, 2012, for example, as his beloved Montreal Canadiens were in the midst of a hellish season, he took out newspaper ads urging the faithful to pray for the team. In 2010, during his homily at the funeral of Pat Burns, he noted that the no-nonsense former Habs coach ironically reached the peak of his career in New Jersey with the Devils, a team he led to the Stanley Cup.

Then, there was the traffic-stopping fundraising campaign that was built on the Québécois tradition of swear words based on religious objects – words such as ostie (host), tabarnak (tabernacle) and câlice (chalice) – which were pasted big, bold and black on billboards, bus shelters and the doors of stately churches, with their dictionary definitions in smaller type underneath.

“There were no walls around his church,” said John Zucchi, a Catholic studies professor at McGill University who sat with the cardinal on the local diocesan pastoral council. “He was a realist – I remember one evening, he stated that we’re living in a post-Christian world. It was difficult for him, but he didn’t feel besieged. He didn’t want to bring back a triumphal church. But he believed we are here to spread Christ’s message, as simple as that.”

Jean-Claude Turcotte was born on June 26, 1936, the second of seven children in a middle-class family in Villeray, a neighbourhood in Montreal’s north end. Paul-Émile Turcotte, his father, was a wholesale buyer of iron products; Paul-Émile met his future wife, Rita Gravel, through her father, who knew the younger man on a professional basis and considered him kind, handsome and intelligent enough for his daughter. The parents instilled in their children a love of learning, religion and, above all else, family.

Mrs. Turcotte was so determined that her children succeed in their studies that she made sure she knew their subjects inside out, including Latin and mathematics, in order to ensure they were keeping up and completing their homework. She also declared supper to be sacrosanct; it was often held late because every member of the family had to be home before it was served. Often, their dining room overflowed with the children’s friends, parents of friends, cousins, aunts and uncles, all coming to eat, laugh and review the day in its minutiae.

“No television was allowed,” the cardinal told two academics who were conducting a management case study of the Montreal archdiocese under his watch. “We had great fun talking. I think that’s what makes a family.”

While Mrs. Turcotte ran the house with an iron fist, cleaned, prepared meals and checked on the children’s homework, it was Turcotte père who always made himself available to talk to – about nothing in particular, about their lives, their friends and their dreams. It was he who drove them to school and picked them up at the end of the day, and who ferried them to and from all their various sports activities.

When he was still in primary school, the family suffered its first loss: One of Jean-Claude’s younger brothers, Michel, who was born with a severe neurological disability, died at the age of 18 months. While he was mourning, the death marked the future cardinal in another way, too.

“[Michel] was being treated by Dr. [Wilder] Penfield. The famous Dr. Penfield,” the cardinal recalled. “He said to my father, ‘It’s a shame that we don’t have the science to save this infant. I’m not going to charge you a penny.’ Now, my father did not have health insurance. He was a francophone and he was not rich but [Penfield and his team] did everything they could to save that little boy.

“That really stuck with me.”

In 1955, after completing classical studies at Collège André-Grasset in Montreal’s north end, the future cardinal studied to become a priest at the Grand Séminaire de Montréal and received a degree from the department of theology at the University of Montreal. Ordained in 1959, he was appointed curate of the parish of Saint-Mathias-Apôtre; two years later, he was named assistant diocesan chaplain of the Young Christian Workers.

In 1963, he left for Lille, France, to do a year of studies in pastoral work. Upon his return, he began to rise through the ranks of the church; his curriculum vitae included a three-year stint as the diocesan chaplain of the Christian Worker Movement for three years, various administrative jobs within Montreal’s Office for Clergy and, in 1981, an appointment as vicar-general of the Montreal archdiocese and general co-ordinator for pastoral activities.

In effect, he was the aide-de-camp to the reform-minded Paul Grégoire, who was then the archbishop of Montreal. Among his more prominent tasks was organizing the Montreal portion of Pope John-Paul II’s visit to Canada in 1984. The logistics – security, crowds and the terrible, lingering image of the Pope falling after being wounded by a bullet as he entered St. Peter’s Square in May, 1981 – were frightening. Archbishop Mancini, who at the time was ministering to priests in the city, was in charge of fitting about 3,000 of them into a gathering with the Pope at St. Joseph’s Oratory.

“One night, we were sitting around after a meeting and he said, ‘Look, is it just me or are all of you no longer sleeping, too?’ ” the archbishop recalled. “He repeated that line over and over again. There were many, many sleepless nights.”

In 1990, the Pope appointed him to replace Cardinal Grégoire, who was stepping down after 22 years; in 1994, he was elevated to the College of Cardinals.

Like his predecessor, Cardinal Turcotte spent 22 years at the helm of the archdiocese, a time marked by both controversy and triumph. In 1996, for example, he was appointed to the Prefecture of Economic Affairs of the Holy See; the following year, he was elected president of the Canadian Council of Catholic Bishops, a position he held for two years.

There were honorary degrees from institutions such as Concordia University and when a tourist bus full of Quebeckers recognized him in St. Peter’s Square, they treated him like a religious rock star, getting him to pose for pictures and sign autographs.

In 2000, a revised edition of the bestseller The Next Pope named Cardinal Turcotte as a likely successor to Pope John Paul II; however, after the Pope’s death in 2005, the Irish betting agency Paddy Power said Cardinal Turcotte was a long shot at 100 to 1.

There were some who criticized the response of the church to victims of sexual abuse at the hands of priests, decrying the offer of compassion rather than compensation and the diocese’s decision to grant a study bursary to Philippe de Maupeou, a priest who was banished from his parish for molesting an 8-year-old girl.

The Duplessis Orphans called for a boycott of collection plates when Cardinal Turcotte said he could not offer financial compensation as recompense for childhoods spent as psychiatric patients and wards of the church – all because they were born out of wedlock in the 1940s and 1950s, when Maurice Duplessis ran the province with an iron fist backed by religious fervour.

In 2008, he renounced the Order of Canada membership he had been granted in 1996 because Henry Morgentaler, the pro-choice doctor and women’s-rights advocate, was granted the same honour.

But no matter what was happening in the outside world and no matter who had him in their sights, he held steadfast to his first order of business, be it donning a butcher’s apron to ladle out soup for the homeless or playing host to a blood-drive clinic each year around Easter.

“We are trying to be a church focused on the message of the gospel, the message truly lived,” Archbishop Mancini said. “When Pope Francis was elected, Cardinal Turcotte was one of the electors and I see the resonance of the fact they are on the same page and reflect similar points of view. This took time.

“The cardinal did not have multiple degrees,” the archbishop continued. “He did not spend his time cloistered in a classroom. He was a man of the street – a man constantly interacting with the ordinary Joe and Josephine on the road.”

For years, he wrote a column on faith for the tabloid Journal de Montréal. He loved walking to the Bell Centre to watch his beloved Habs play and always preferred “steamies” – the city’s take on a classic hot dog, which comes with mustard, relish, coleslaw and some chopped onion in a bland white bun – to any other food in the world.

Monsignor Michel Parent, the vicar-general of the Montreal diocese who first met the cardinal in 1971 and worked with him on various committees, said his most important contribution was to shrink the gap between faith and culture, science and the political world because he showed you could have both.

“He was a facilitator, a lover of plain dialogue who managed to make people feel positive about an institution that has been rocked in the past – one person at a time.”

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Tuesday, April 07, 2015

How she knows you love her

from onlyfunnystories.com

A man wakes up with a big hangover the morning after attending his company's annual Summer Party. He can't even remember how he got home from the party let alone how he got so drunk and is deathly afraid of what he may have done or said the night before to offend his wife.

The man forces his eyes open, however, and the first things he sees are two headache tablets next to a glass of water on his night table, and, next to them, a single red rose! He sits up with difficulty and sees his clothing hung on the back of his chair all clean and pressed and the rest of the house all spic and span and in perfect order.

Incredulous, the man takes the tablets, then winces when he sees a nasty black eye looking back at him from the bathroom mirror. Then he finds a note next to the red rose on the night table: "Sweetie, breakfast is waiting for you on the stove. I left early to buy the ingredients to make your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! The note was signed, "Your loving wife".

The man then stumbles into the kitchen and incredibly enough, there is a hot breakfast waiting for him along with steaming hot tea, and the morning paper. His daughter Jessie is also at the table, eating. "Jess... what happened last night?" The man asks, with some trepidation.

"Well, you came home around four o'clock in the morning, drunk and out of your senses. You tripped and fell onto the coffee table and broke it, and then you vomited all over the bathroom floor, and got this black eye when you crashed into the table edge."

Baffled, the man asked Jessie, "Then why is everything in such perfect shape and so clean? Why is there a rose on my nightstand, and breakfast on the stove waiting for me?"

"Oh that, Jessie replies, "Well, Mom pulled you into your bedroom, and when she tried to undress you, you yelled, "Leave me alone, I'm married and I love my wife!'"

Everyone's getting older!


EVERYONE IS GETTING OLDER SO, AS YOU CAN SEE,
IT’S NOT WORTH WORRYING ABOUT.  THAT’S LIFE…
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Billy Joel

Bob Dylan

Boy George

Bridgette Bardot

Burt Reynolds

Clint Eastwood

Cybill Shepherd

Eddy Van Halen

Gary Busey

Jack Nicholson

Kathleen Turner

Kirstie Alley

Linda Ronstadt

Mick Jagger

Mickey Rourke

Nick Nolte

Sylvester Stallone

Wayne Newton

Keith Richards

The Loveable Ozzie Osbourne

Don't know about you, but I feel better already.

James Best, passed away at 88. RIP

James Best and Flash
James Best as Sherriff Rosco P. Coultrane and his dog Flash
Actor James Best, who played the often confused Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane on “The Dukes of Hazzard,” died on Monday evening after a brief illness and battle with pneumonia, according to his rep. He was 88.

Best got his start as an actor during World War II when he joined the military theatrical company while he was stationed in Germany. After the war ended, Best moved to New York City with the hopes of becoming a Broadway star.

During his early career, he appeared in films like “One Way Street” and on TV’s “Annie Oakley” before landing his breakout role in “Dukes.”


Tom Wopat, who starred as Luke Duke on “The Dukes of Hazzard” remembered Best as a dedicated costar.

“The work he did with Sorrell Booke (Boss Hogg) probably defined our show as much as the car chases," Wopat told JamesBest.com. "He was a fine actor, director and mentor, and an even better friend. He will be greatly missed.”

John Schneider, who played Bo Duke, added, “Jimmie Best—of course, I laughed. But I learned more about acting in front of a camera from Jimmie Best in an afternoon than from anyone else in a year. When asked to cry on camera, he would say, ‘Sure thing…which eye?’ I’m forever thankful to have cut my teeth in the company of such a fine man.”

Best also appeared in the movie “Shenandoah” and on “The Andy Griffith Show.”

Later in life, after he had mostly retired from acting, Best went on to teach at the University of Central Florida in Orlando. In 2009, Best published an autobiography titled “Best In Hollywood: The Good, The Bad and The Beautiful.”

James Best
Last role was in 2013's Hallmark film "The Sweeter Side of Life."
Best's last role was in the 2013 Hallmark film "The Sweeter Side of Life." He is survived by his wife Angela, his son and two daughters and his three grandchildren.

I choose...

I CHOOSE:
to make a difference when others won't
to live by choice not chance
to make changes not excuses
to be motivated not manipulated
to be useful not used
to excel not compete
I choose self-esteem not self-pity
I choose to listen to the inner voice, not the random opinion of others


I choose to be happy!

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