Why don't scientists trust atoms?
- Because they make up everything!
How do you organize a space party?
- You planet!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
- Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
- Nacho cheese!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
- It was two-tired!
What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
- A kingfish!
Why did the math book look sad?
- Because it had too many problems!
How do you make a tissue dance?
- You put a little boogie in it!
Why was the math book sad?
- Because it had too many problems!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
- Frostbite!
Hope these brought a smile to your face!
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