Why do dogs run in circles before lying down?
- Because it's too hard to run in squares!
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
- A bloodhound!
What do you call a cold dog?
- A chili dog!
Why don't dogs make good dancers?
- Because they have two left feet!
What do you get if you cross a dog and a phone?
- A golden receiver!
What do you call a dog magician?
- A labracadabrador!
What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?
- "That hit the spot! I'm all spotted up now!"
How does a dog stop a video?
- He presses the "paws" button!
What kind of dog does a scientist have?
- A lab report!
What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
- A labracadabrador!
Why did the poor dog chase his tail?
- He was trying to make both ends meet!
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
- "Ruff!"
Why do dogs make terrible dance partners?
- They have two left feet!
What is a dog's favourite instrument?
- The trombone! Because they love a good bone!
What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
- A collie-flower!
Why did the dog sit in the shade?
- Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
How do you know if a dog has a sense of time?
- He'll have a watch-dog!
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
- A friend you can count on!
What did the dog say to the tree?
- "Bark!"
Why did the dog sit in the middle of the road?
- Because he wanted to be a roadblock!
Hope these jokes brought a wag to your tail! Or a smile to your face, at the very least! 🐾😄
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