Very Punny (To The Wizard at least!)

1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
2. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
3. I'm trying to organize a hide and seek competition, but it's a little hard to find good players.
4. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop giving me "java" updates.
5. I'm reading a book on teleportation. It's bound to get me somewhere!
6. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
7. Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way.
8. I'm trying to organize a space-themed party. You can't planet without me!
9. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands

Hope these bring a smile to your face!

Source: Some or all of the content was generated using an AI language model