Never leave bacon unattended: Bacon can quickly go from perfectly crispy to burnt if you leave it unattended. Always stay near the stove or oven while cooking bacon.
Don't cook bacon on high heat: Cooking bacon on high heat can lead to uneven cooking and splattering grease. It's better to cook it over medium heat to achieve a consistent and crispy texture.
Avoid overcrowding the pan: Overcrowding the pan with bacon slices can result in uneven cooking. Make sure there's enough space between the slices to allow them to cook evenly.
Don't use a non-stick spray or oil: Bacon already contains a significant amount of fat, so there's no need to add extra oil or non-stick spray to the pan. Doing so can lead to excessive splattering and even flare-ups.
Never use a glass dish for oven cooking: When cooking bacon in the oven, avoid using glass dishes, as they can shatter due to the high heat. Instead, use a metal or oven-safe dish.
Don't discard bacon grease down the drain: Bacon grease should never be poured down the drain as it can solidify and clog your pipes. Instead, let it cool and solidify in a container, then dispose of it properly or use it for other cooking purposes.
Never touch hot bacon with your bare hands: Always use tongs or a fork to handle hot bacon to prevent burns.
Don't forget to drain excess grease: After cooking, place the cooked bacon on paper towels to remove excess grease. Leaving bacon on a greasy surface can make it soggy.
Avoid using metal utensils on non-stick pans: If you're using a non-stick pan to cook bacon, avoid using metal utensils that can scratch and damage the non-stick coating. Opt for wooden or plastic utensils instead.
Never skip cleaning up grease spills: Grease spills can be dangerous as they are flammable. Always clean up any grease that has splattered onto the stove or surrounding areas to prevent potential fires.
Most important: NEVER fry bacon while naked! It spits and spatters, sure to hit your private spots!
Remember these guidelines to ensure a safe and delicious bacon-cooking experience.
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