A: Doc, Happy, Bashful, Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy, & Grumpy
Q: Who were the Democratic presidential candidates?
A: The Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
Q: What was the greatest achievement in taxidermy?
A: To be or not to be.
Q: What is the square root of 4b^2?
A: Dr. Livingston I. Presume.
Q: What's Dr. Presume's full name?
A: Chicken Teriyaki.
Q: What is the name of the world's oldest kamikaze pilot?
A: Go west, young man, go west!
Q: What do wabbits do when they get tiwed of wunning awound?
A: The Halls of Montezuma and the Shores of Tripoli.
Q: Name two families whose kids won't join the Marines.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
Sam and Janet Evening...
Knucklehead: "Knock, knock"
Pee Wee: "Who's there?"
Knucklehead: "Little ol' lady."
Pee Wee: "Liddle ol' lady who?"
Knucklehead: "I didn't know you could yodel"
Q: "What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?"
A: "Is there a dog?"
Q: Are we not men?
A: We are Vaxen.
Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is?
A: One per person.
Q: How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying?
A: When his lips move.
Q: How did you get into artificial intelligence?
A: Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence.
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it!
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: The tame way!
Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?
Q: How do you play religious roulette?
A: You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets struck by lightning first.
Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer?
A: Throw him a rock.
Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue-elephant gun.
Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?
A: Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue-elephant gun.
Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
Q: How does a hacker fix a function which doesn't work for all of the elements in its domain?
A: He changes the domain.
Q: How does the Polish Constitution differ from the American?
A: Under the Polish Constitution citizens are guaranteed freedom of speech, but under the United States constitution they are guaranteed freedom after speech.
-- being told in Poland, 1987
Source: Some or all of the content was generated using an AI language model
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