Some riddles:
- What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated.
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
- What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
- What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.
- Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
- Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
- What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
- Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
I hope these riddles brought a smile to your face!
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