A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away.
She protested, "But we don't know anything about each other."
He
replied, "That's all right; we'll learn about each other as we go along
So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a
very nice resort.
One morning, they were lying by the pool when
he got up off his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two
and a half tuck gainer,entering the water perfectly, almost without a
ripple.
This was followed by a three rotations in jackknife
position before he again straightened out and cut the water like a
knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on his
towel.
She said, 'That was incredible!" He said, "I used to be
an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about
ourselves as we went along."
So she got up, jumped in the pool
and started doing laps. She was moving so fast that the froth from her
pushing off at one end of the pool would hardly be gone before she was
already touching the other end of the pool. She did laps in freestyle,
breast stroke, even butterfly! After about thirty laps, completed in
mere minutes, she climbed back out and lay down on her towel, barely
breathing hard.
He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"
"No, she said, 'I was a hooker in Saskatoon and I worked both sides of the river."
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Thursday, November 03, 2022
Saskatoon Joke
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