TWO PRIESTS

Two priests die and meet St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says, Sorry, can't get you in at the moment. Computer's down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but not as priests. What'll it be?"

The first priest chooses to go back as an "eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains."

"Done," says St. Peter, and asks the second his choice.

"With the computer down, this won't stay on record, right?" the priest asks.

"Right," says St. Peter.

"Great! In that case, I've always wanted to be a stud."

"So be it," says St. Peter. "Off you go."


A week later, the computer fixed, the Lord asks St. Peter to recall the two priests. "Not a problem with the first," says St. Peter.

"He's soaring over the Rockies. But the second one could prove more difficult."

"Why?" asks the Lord.

"He's on a snow tire, somewhere in Winnipeg."