Ed was in trouble. He had forgotten his wedding
anniversary and his wife was really mad. She told him "Tomorrow morning,
I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6
seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE".
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift
wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought
the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom
scale. Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.
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Tuesday, January 26, 2021
Too Funny!
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