A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.
The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks
which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl
for a while and she's really 
hot.
I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having
dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a
feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want
me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man
makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down
to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give
the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues
praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never
told me that you were such a religious person." He leans over to her and
says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."
*Humour from my workplace
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