ON MOTTOS , NON-CUSTOMER-ATTRACTING
"OUR MOTTO IS TO GIVE OUR CUSTOMERS THE LOWEST POSSIBLE PRICES AND WORKMANSHIP"
--sign at a shop in Maine
ON JUST WHAT KIND OF SCHOOL IS THIS, ANYWAY?
"Are you a lively and stimulating teacher?
Do you enjoy working within a supportive and caring environment?
Are you happy working alongside dedicated and committed staff?
Are you challenged by articulate, perceptive and thoughtful children?
If the answers are YES, then this is the wrong school for you."
--ad for a teacher in the Saffron Walden Reporter
Stupid Is As Stupid Says...
ON WE COULD NOT FAIL TO MISUNDERSTAND THIS MORE
"I could not fail to disagree with you less."
--British Member of Parliament Boris Johnson
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