A guy was standing in front of the gorilla cage at the zoo one day,
when a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his
eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy up.
When the guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to the
zookeeper. Nodding, the zookeeper explained that pulling down your
eyelid means, "screw you" in gorilla language. The explanation didn't
make the victim feel any better -- and he vowed revenge.
The
next day, he purchased two large knives, two party hats, two party
horns, and a large sausage. Putting the sausage in his pants, he hurried
to the zoo and went right up to the gorilla's cage, where he opened up
his bag of goodies. Knowing that gorillas were natural mimics, he put on
a party hat. The gorilla looked at him, reached through the bars,
grabbed a hat from the bag, and put it on.
Next, the guy picked
up his horn and blew on it. The gorilla reached out, picked up his horn,
and did the same. Then the man picked up his knife, whipped the sausage
out of his pants, and sliced it in half. The gorilla looked at the
knife, looked at his own crotch, looked at the man, and pulled down his
eyelid.
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Sunday, October 18, 2020
Gorilla Language
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