Freddie can't get an erection so he goes to the
doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are
broken down and there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an
experimental surgery.
Freddie asks what the surgery is and the doctor tells him they take the
muscles from the base of a baby elephant's trunk, insert them in the
base of his penis, and hope for the best. Freddie says that sounds
pretty scary but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier,
so he says ok.
The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later
the gives Freddie the go ahead to "try out his new equipment". Freddie
takes his wife out to dinner. While at dinner Freddie starts feeling
incredible pressure in his pants. It gets unbearable and he figures no
one can see him so he undoes his pants. No sooner does he do this than
his penis pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs a apple
from the fruit basket, and disappears back into his pants.
His wife sits in shock for a few moments, and then gets a sly look on
her face. She says, "That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?" With
his eyes watering and a painful look on his face, Freddie says,
"Probably, but I don't know if I can fit another apple up my ass."
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Tuesday, October 20, 2020
FREDDIE'S SURGERY
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