Dating Ads for Seniors

You can say what you want about Florida, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north.

Ads seen in The Villages Florida newspaper.

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FOXY LADY :

Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6')
searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

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LONG-TERM COMMITMENT :

Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband,
looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

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SERENITY NOW :

I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation.
If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

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WINNING SMILE :

Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks,
corn on the cob and caramel candy.

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BEATLES OR STONES ?

I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

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MEMORIES :

I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

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MINT CONDITION :

Male, 1932 model , high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Not in running condition, but walks well.