EGG-ZACTLY!

What's the top-selling pop? It's a Coke.
What's a rip-roaring quip? It's a joke.
What do ya do with cigarettes? Ya smoke.

So quickly, I beg:
What's the white of an egg called?

It's albumen. (I bet you said yolk. hehe)

Q: Who is Snow White's brother?

A: Egg White. Get the yolk?

Q: If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?

A: None. Roosters Don't Lay Eggs!

A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking a cigarette with a smug grin on its face, the egg looking thoroughly ticked off.

The egg looks at the chicken and says,
"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

So you think your life is bad.

Just think how bad the life of the egg is...

You only get laid once!

You only get eaten once!

It takes 4 minutes to get hard

2 minutes to get soft

You have to share a box with 11 other guys

And the only chick who ever sat on your face was your mother.


(Now don't you feel better)

Q. How did the eggs leave the highway?

A. They went through the "Eggs-it".

Q. What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

A. He cracked up.

Q. Why couldn't the eggs go out on a hot summer day?

A. They were afraid they would fry!

Q. What did the egg say to the clown?

A. You crack me up!

Q. What part did the egg play in the movies?

A. He was an "Egg-stra".

Q. What do you call a sleeping egg?

A. Egg-zosted!

Q. What did the eggs do when the light turned green?

A. They egg-cellerated.

Q. Why couldn't the egg family watch T.V.?

A. Because their cable was scrambled.

Q. Why was the father egg so strict?

A. He was hard-boiled.

Q. What do you get if you cross an egg with a vacuum cleaner?

A. I have no idea, but I bet it's messy!