What's Your Eman?

Write your name on a piece of paper. Then, write it backwards. This is your eman. Learn it well and practice the pronunciation. Then, the next time you need to meet with boring people, turn around, put your hand out behind you, shake theirs backwards and say, for example,

"How do you do, my eman is Nairb."

This will almost guarantee that you will never have to meet them again.