-SAVE THE WHALES. COLLECT THE WHOLE SET.
-A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE, NIGHT.
-ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS.
-I JUST GOT LOST IN THOUGHT. IT WASN'T FAMILIAR TERRITORY.
-42.7 PERCENT OF ALL STATISTICS ARE MADE UP ON THE SPOT.
-99 PERCENT OF LAWYERS GIVE THE REST A BAD NAME.
-I FEEL LIKE I'M DIAGONALLY PARKED IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE.
-HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET.
-REMEMBER, HALF THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE BELOW AVERAGE.
-HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, THINKS SLOWEST.
-DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM.
-THE EARLY BIRD MAY GET THE WORM, BUT THE SECOND MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE.
-I DRIVE WAY TOO FAST TO WORRY ABOUT CHOLESTEROL.
-SUPPORT BACTERIA. THEY'RE THE ONLY CULTURE SOME PEOPLE HAVE.
-MONDAY IS AN AWFUL WAY TO SPEND 1/7 OF YOUR WEEK.
-A CLEAR CONSCIENCE IS USUALLY THE SIGN OF A BAD MEMORY.
-CHANGE IS INEVITABLE, EXCEPT FROM VENDING MACHINES.
-GET A NEW CAR FOR YOUR SPOUSE. IT'LL BE A GREAT TRADE!
-PLAN TO BE SPONTANEOUS TOMORROW.
-ALWAYS TRY TO BE MODEST, AND BE PROUD OF IT!
-IF YOU THINK NOBODY CARES, TRY MISSING A COUPLE OF PAYMENTS.
-HOW MANY OF YOU BELIEVE IN PSYCHO-KINESIS? RAISE MY HAND.
-OK, SO WHAT'S THE SPEED OF DARK?
-HOW DO YOU TELL WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF INVISIBLE INK?
-IF EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE GOING WELL, YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY OVERLOOKED SOMETHING.
-WHEN EVERYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE.
-HARD WORK PAYS OFF IN THE FUTURE. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW.
-EVERYONE HAS A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY. SOME JUST DO NOT HAVE FILM.
-IF BARBIE IS SO POPULAR, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BUY HER FRIENDS?
-HOW MUCH DEEPER WOULD THE OCEAN BE WITHOUT SPONGES?
-EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT WEASELS DO NOT GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES.
-WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET SCARED HALF TO DEATH TWICE?
-I USED TO HAVE AN OPEN MIND BUT MY BRAINS KEPT FALLING OUT.
-I COULDN'T REPAIR YOUR BRAKES,SO I MADE YOUR HORN LOUDER.
-WHY DO PSYCHICS HAVE TO ASK YOU FOR YOUR NAME?
-INSIDE EVERY OLDER PERSON IS A YOUNGER PERSON WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED.
-JUST REMEMBER - IF THE WORLD DID NOT SUCK, WE WOULD ALL FALL OFF.
-LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND, WHICH IS WHY SOME PEOPLE APPEAR BRIGHT UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK.
-A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE, NIGHT.
-ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS.
-I JUST GOT LOST IN THOUGHT. IT WASN'T FAMILIAR TERRITORY.
-42.7 PERCENT OF ALL STATISTICS ARE MADE UP ON THE SPOT.
-99 PERCENT OF LAWYERS GIVE THE REST A BAD NAME.
-I FEEL LIKE I'M DIAGONALLY PARKED IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE.
-HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET.
-REMEMBER, HALF THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE BELOW AVERAGE.
-HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, THINKS SLOWEST.
-DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM.
-THE EARLY BIRD MAY GET THE WORM, BUT THE SECOND MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE.
-I DRIVE WAY TOO FAST TO WORRY ABOUT CHOLESTEROL.
-SUPPORT BACTERIA. THEY'RE THE ONLY CULTURE SOME PEOPLE HAVE.
-MONDAY IS AN AWFUL WAY TO SPEND 1/7 OF YOUR WEEK.
-A CLEAR CONSCIENCE IS USUALLY THE SIGN OF A BAD MEMORY.
-CHANGE IS INEVITABLE, EXCEPT FROM VENDING MACHINES.
-GET A NEW CAR FOR YOUR SPOUSE. IT'LL BE A GREAT TRADE!
-PLAN TO BE SPONTANEOUS TOMORROW.
-ALWAYS TRY TO BE MODEST, AND BE PROUD OF IT!
-IF YOU THINK NOBODY CARES, TRY MISSING A COUPLE OF PAYMENTS.
-HOW MANY OF YOU BELIEVE IN PSYCHO-KINESIS? RAISE MY HAND.
-OK, SO WHAT'S THE SPEED OF DARK?
-HOW DO YOU TELL WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF INVISIBLE INK?
-IF EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE GOING WELL, YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY OVERLOOKED SOMETHING.
-WHEN EVERYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE.
-HARD WORK PAYS OFF IN THE FUTURE. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW.
-EVERYONE HAS A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY. SOME JUST DO NOT HAVE FILM.
-IF BARBIE IS SO POPULAR, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BUY HER FRIENDS?
-HOW MUCH DEEPER WOULD THE OCEAN BE WITHOUT SPONGES?
-EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT WEASELS DO NOT GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES.
-WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET SCARED HALF TO DEATH TWICE?
-I USED TO HAVE AN OPEN MIND BUT MY BRAINS KEPT FALLING OUT.
-I COULDN'T REPAIR YOUR BRAKES,SO I MADE YOUR HORN LOUDER.
-WHY DO PSYCHICS HAVE TO ASK YOU FOR YOUR NAME?
-INSIDE EVERY OLDER PERSON IS A YOUNGER PERSON WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED.
-JUST REMEMBER - IF THE WORLD DID NOT SUCK, WE WOULD ALL FALL OFF.
-LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND, WHICH IS WHY SOME PEOPLE APPEAR BRIGHT UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK.
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