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Thursday, January 15, 2015

Very, Very Punny

This is extremely tough! Good Luck!! Answers are below the questions.

Pirate of the Caribbean?


1. Can you tell The Wizard of 'OZ' which geographical location has the worst rodent population?



2. The Wizard of 'OZ' was travelling through France when he noticed three cats drowning in a river. What did he shout out in French?



3. The Wizard of 'OZ' read that Britain was a very wet place while Queen Elizabeth II was monarch. This is because she had a very long ______ ?


4. The Wizard of 'OZ' visited an old friend at a drug rehabilitation centre and there was a sign on the lawn which read "Keep off the ______"?



5. The Wizard of 'OZ' was surprised at how many soccer clubs are recruiting babies as soon as they can walk. This must be because they are good ________?



6. Invited to go fishing with some friends, what happened to The Wizard of 'OZ' when his boat got stranded in the middle of the sea?


7. The Wizard of 'OZ' was travelling home on the train with his wife after watching a musical at the theatre. What did the train conductor say to her?



8. Sitting in the waiting room at the dentist, The Wizard of 'OZ' was leafing through a celebrity magazine and was amazed at what celebrities use to keep cool? What do they use?



9. The Wizard of 'OZ' was an amateur sleuth and he enjoyed watching the crime round-up programmes on television. Only last week, he heard that a thief who stole a calendar got what?



10. Arnold Schwarzenegger is the muscle man actor who also became a politician. The Wizard of 'OZ' strongly believes that Arnie is a lover of classical music as he is known for saying what?


11. After watching the 2001 film starring George Clooney and Mark Wahlberg about the sinking of the Andrea Gail, The Wizard of 'OZ' rang the film studios to see whether they would make a feline version? Which film would make a good title?


12. The Wizard of 'OZ' had just finished typing the agenda for his next meeting and could hear music coming from his printer. What was the problem?


13. The Wizard of 'OZ' attended a church service last Sunday and the preacher was describing the time when Jesus asked for a volunteer to steer an ark full of animals. What answer did one of the disciples give?


14. Back in France again, The Wizard of 'OZ' is looking for a gift for his teenage nephew. Do they sell Nintendo in France?


15. Reading his daily newspaper, The Wizard of 'OZ' was frustrated by a cryptic puzzle clue on the back page. He was starting to shout what?


16. The Wizard of 'OZ' decided a visit to the circus was in order. Once seated at the ringside, he found what with the heat?

17. The Wizard of 'OZ' often babysat for his young god-children as he liked to recount the tale of Humpty Dumpty. He explained to the children that poor old Humpty had a terrible summer because it rained all the time, but he had a great what instead?


18. Once a month, The Wizard of 'OZ' would attend a quiz night along with his team, "The Bookworms". As suggested by their team name, they were all knowledgeable about literature. They were also keen gardeners but their books didn't have much what?


19. Nearly at the end of this quiz and The Wizard of 'OZ' was laughing so much at the punny puns that he fell on his funny bone. His friend made no bones about it and thought it was what?


20. The Wizard of 'OZ' went on a safari trip to Africa in his youth and saw many animals. He happened to spot an animal with horns that was blinded in one eye due to a fight with a predatory lion. What sort of animal was it?


1. Hamsterdam. Hamsters have increased in population in certain places, especially Hamsterdam.

2. Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq.

3. Reign

4. Grass

5. Dribblers

6. He became stuck between a rock and a hard plaice

7. "My Fare, Lady"

8. Fans

9. Twelve months

10. I'll be Bach

11. The Purrfect Storm

12. The printer was jammin' again

13. I Noah guy

14. Wii (OUI)

15. Cross words

16. In tents

17. Fall

18. Plot

19. Humerus

20. No idea!

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