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Sunday, November 17, 2013

The Psychiatrist & the Proctologist

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading:

Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids 

This was also not acceptable so they again changed the sign to read: 
Catatonics and High Colonics - no go.

Next they tried Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives - thumbs down again.

Then came Minds and Behinds - still no good.

Another attempt resulted in Lost Souls and Butt Holes - unacceptable again!

So they tried Nuts and Butts


Nuts and Butts

- no way.

Freaks and Cheeks - still no good.

Loons and Moons - forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:

Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends

Everybody loved it.

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