Ma and Pa, both 91, lived in a retirement community.
They met in the social centre and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company.
After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Pa asked Ma out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted.
They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town. And despite his age, Pa was still a charmer.
Afterward, Pa asked Ma to join him at his place for an after-dinner drink. Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor, Ma soon joined Pa for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.
As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.
Pa was thinking: "If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been more gentle."
Ma was thinking: "If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken off my pantyhose."
They met in the social centre and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company.
After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Pa asked Ma out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted.
They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town. And despite his age, Pa was still a charmer.
Afterward, Pa asked Ma to join him at his place for an after-dinner drink. Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor, Ma soon joined Pa for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.
As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.
Pa was thinking: "If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been more gentle."
Ma was thinking: "If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken off my pantyhose."
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