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Monday, July 23, 2012

AMEN!

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday Sermon.


Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.



The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.



The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.



The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.




At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following results:




The first worm in alcohol - Dead.



The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.



Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.




So the Minister asked the congregation,

"What can you learn from this demonstration?"




A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said,


"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."

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