1. When you push me away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.
2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny.
3. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A DOG !!
4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?)
5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway?
6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.
7. Yelling at me for rubbing my butt on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet....
9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
10. Dog sweaters... Have you noticed the fur? Sheesh!
11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home!
12. When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?
2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny.
3. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A DOG !!
4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?)
5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway?
6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.
7. Yelling at me for rubbing my butt on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet....
9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
10. Dog sweaters... Have you noticed the fur? Sheesh!
11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home!
12. When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?
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