Only eleven times in history (as of 2003)

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

1. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

2. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

3. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877

4. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938

5. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

7. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566

8.. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

9. "Scattered @#$%ing showers,my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC

10."Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998

and a drum roll please............!

11. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003