None of that Sissy shite
Are ye tired of those piss weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good,but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship... You will see no cute wee smiley faces on this card . Just the stone cold truth of a great friendship.
1. When ye are sad -- I will help you get pissed and plot revenge against the bastard who made ye sad.
2. When ye are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye.
3. When ye smile -- I will know ye are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4. When ye are scared -- I will shake the piss out of ye every chance I get, until you're NOT.
5. When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much worse it could be until YE STOP WHINING!
6... When yer confused -- I will try to use only wee words.
7... When ye are sick -- Stay the fuck away from me until ye are well again.
I don't want whatever ye've got.
8... When ye fall, I will laugh my effin head off at you, you clumsy arse,
.......but I'll help you up.
9... This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask;
Because you are my friend.
Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth...
*Thanks, Daryn
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