One rainy day, 2 guys were drinking on a back road near Beardy's reserve. They drank and drank all evening finally running out of Pilsner. So they decided to go back into Duck Lake and pick up another case of Beer. The one guy behind the wheel started the car put it into drive and started down the back road towards the hi-way. The passenger just happened to see movement out of the corner of his eye and saw one of the Elders from the reserve by the window.
This freaked him out and he turned to the driver and told him "There is a guy beside the car."
The Driver also freaked said "well ask him what he wants."
The passenger rolled down the window and asked "What do you want/"
The elder replied " you got a Smoke?"
The passenger turned to the driver and said " He wants a smoke."
The Driver then replied " Well give him one."
The passenger gave the Elder a cigarette and closed the window. This freaked out both of the guys in the car so the driver stepped on the gas to and sped up to 50 KM/hour.
After a couple of minutes the passenger notices movement out of the corner of his eye again and there was the same elder. He turned to the driver and said "He's back!"
The driver said "Find out what he wants."
The passenger rolled down the window and asked what the elder wanted.
The Elder replied " you got a light?"
The passenger finds his lighter and gives him a light.
Both men in the car are really freaked out by now, and the driver steps on the gas to 100 km/hr.
A Minute later there is a knock at the passenger window.
A freaked out passenger looks at the window and sees the elder. He tells the Driver he's back, and the driver asks what he wants.
The passenger rolls down the window and asked the Elder what he wanted.
The elder replied " Want a push out of the mud?"
*Thanks, Daryn
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