Giggles, Gaffaws and Groaners...

A Pharmacist walks into his store to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.

The Pharmacist asks the Newfie clerk: "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The Newfie clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of Laxative."

The pharmacist yells: "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a laxative!"

The Newfie clerk responds: Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough"..



Max: Waiter, is that a stone in my soup?

Waiter: Yes, sir! And by the looks of that guitar, it’s Keith Richards!



Not found in Webster's

antelope: When your aunt runs off to get married.



Sam: My uncle was a politician in Texas.

Pam: What did he run for?

Sam: The border.



What’s black and blue and lying in a ditch?

A man who told too many blonde jokes.




Herb: Little Joey, did you enjoy fishing with your mom?

Little Joey: No, Pop. She ruined it by yelling at me every time I caught a fish.

Herb: What did she say?

Little Joey: “Put that back this instant! You don’t know where it’s been!”