DIAGNOSIS
A man walks up to the pharmacist:
- «Things are not going well at all! When I press my heart it hurts. When I squeeze my arm I have intense pain and when I touch my belly it really hurts. Do you have any idea what I might have?»
- «Yes, probably a broken finger!»
DIAGNOSTIC
Un client s’adresse au pharmacien:
- «Cà ne va pas du tout! Lorsque j’appuie sur mon cœur çà me fait mal. Quand je tâte mon foie la douleur est intense et quand je touche mon ventre, çà me fait très mal aussi. Auriez-vous une idée de ce que je peux avoir?»
- «Oui, probablement un doigt cassé!»
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Wednesday, January 28, 2009
The Pharmacist Joke
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