A newfie was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a newly discovered diet." I want you to eat regular meals for 2 days, then skip a day and repeat this procedure for 2 more weeks ...The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.” When the newfie returned, he shocked his doctor by having lost nearly 60 pounds...
"Why, that's amazing ! "the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The newfie nodded,........"I'll tell ya though, by jeasuz, I thought I was going to drop dead dat 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?".......
"No, FROM DA FRIGGIN SKIPPIN."
*Thanks, Daryn
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