Hey Buddy... I wanna help ya!

Money


It can buy a house

But not a home


It can buy a clock

But not time


It can buy you a position


But not respect


It can buy you a bed

But not sleep


It can buy you a book

But not knowledge


It can buy you medicine

But not health


It can buy you blood

But not life


So you see money isn't everything


And it often causes pain and suffering


I tell you this because I am your friend


And as your friend I want to


Take away your pain and suffering!!

So....


Send me all your money


And I will suffer for you!

Cash only please