The Wiz On The Street

The Motion Picture Association of America has announced that smoking will now be a consideration when determining a film's rating. So the Wizard hit the streets again, asking, "What do you think?"

Adam Cohn,
Nutritionist
"It's about time Hollywood clamped down on the pervasive influence Ernie Kovacs and George Burns have on kids."

Daniel Drysdale,
Cat Breeder
"Then how else are lazy aspiring filmmakers supposed to learn how to establish character?"

Caroline Pearson,
Director
"Guess I better start scheduling reshoots for Herbie Goes To Winston-Salem."


*American Voices, The Onion

The Wiz On The Street- Part II

Moral Majority founder Jerry Falwell died May 15th after being found unconscious in his office. So the Wizard hit the streets again, asking, "What do you think?"

Cathy Breger,
Systems Analyst
"It'll be interesting to see how Jerry Falwell is able to blame the ACLU for this."

Ron Boyd,
Veterinarian
"Does this mean my Liberty University online class is cancelled today?"

Carl Furman,
Phlebotomist
"He was committed to preaching God's Word and for that he's earned his reward in heaven…unless, of course, he was completely wrong about everything."

*American Voices, The Onion