A very attractive blonde woman from Saskatchewan arrived at a the Emerald Casino in Saskatoon and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and downland squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one if them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
Moral: Not all Saskatchewan women are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and downland squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one if them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
Moral: Not all Saskatchewan women are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
*Thanks, Andy
