An airplane was about to crash there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said," I am Dick Cheney the vice president and i'm the one who really runs things. My country needs me,so he grabs the first pack and left the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, I am the wife of the former U.S. President. A Senator from New York, and a potential future president. I am the smartest woman in American history. So America's people don't want me to die, she took the second pack and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger Billy Graham said I'm into saving souls from going to hell,and I have a lot more people I have to save. So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
The fourth passenger former President Jimmy Carter said to the fifth passenger, a 10 year old school girl, "I have lived a full life and served my country well, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The girl said, "That's okay, there's a parachute left for you. America's smartest woman took my school pack.
*Bill's Day! Thanks!
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