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Friday, March 03, 2017

Men...

Men are like......Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like.....Bank Machines.
Once they withdraw they lose interest.

Men are like.....Cement.
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

Men are like.....Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like.....Department Stores.
Their clothes should always be half off.

Men are like.....Lawn Mowers.
If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like.....Snowstorms.
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last

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