Fetch command not available on all platforms
Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side
No way to "mark" every website they visit in the normal manner
Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail"
Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating
Involuntary tail wagging a giveaway they're browsing www.pethouse.com
Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee
Can't stand that stupid Chuckwagon Screen Saver
No emoticon that signifies tail-wagging
Waiting for the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb
Three words: "Carpal Paw Syndrome"
Cause dogs ain't Geeks! Now, cats, on the other hand...
Barking in next cube keeps activating voice recognition software
SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test
FTP connection signals sound too much like a doorbell
Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.masters.leg
Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms
Software "Bells" aren't bad, but the "Whistles" are distracting