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Monday, February 20, 2017

Dogs Don't Use PC's because...

Dog on a pc
Can't stick their heads out of Windows

Fetch command not available on all platforms

Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side

No way to "mark" every website they visit in the normal manner

Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail"

Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating

Involuntary tail wagging a giveaway they're browsing www.pethouse.com

Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee

Can't stand that stupid Chuckwagon Screen Saver

No emoticon that signifies tail-wagging

Waiting for the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb

Three words: "Carpal Paw Syndrome"

Cause dogs ain't Geeks! Now, cats, on the other hand...

Barking in next cube keeps activating voice recognition software

SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test

FTP connection signals sound too much like a doorbell

Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.masters.leg

Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms

Software "Bells" aren't bad, but the "Whistles" are distracting

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