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Thursday, December 03, 2009

Wicked Useful Definitions For Conservatives


Have you ever argued politics with a conservative counterpart and felt as if you were speaking two different languages? Well, you were. In order to bridge the divide, we have developed some definitions in the hopes of making things a bit easier.


con-serv-a-tive
[kuhn-sur-vuh-tiv] -noun: A liberal who has not yet figured out how to think for himself/herself.


def-i-cit [def-uh-sit; Brit. also di-fis-it] -noun: The amount by which a sum of money falls short of the required amount, which only matters when a Democrat is elected to office.


fil-i-bus-ter [fil-uh-buhs-ter] -noun: The Republican's health care plan.

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