Mirror, Mirror

Shrek, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Lopez were all having lunch together.


Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the World, but how can I be sure?'


Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the hottest man alive but I've Never had it confirmed.'


Jennifer Lopez agreed. 'I'm told I'm the sexiest of them all, but Sometimes I wonder.'


They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to approach the wicked Queen's mirror to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Brad Pitt was the hottest and Jennifer Lopez was the sexiest.


They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.


The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it 's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'


Jennifer Lopez walked in, and boasted, 'It is true, it has been confirmed that I AM THE SEXIST WOMAN IN THE WORLD'


Brad Pitt followed, Head bent way down, sad look on his face and said 'Who the hell is The Wizard of 'OZ'?'

*Thanks, Gary