The Wiz On The Street

A new report in the journal Nature Genetics points to genetic markers for baldness that could be screened for. So the Wizard hit the streets again, asking, "What do you think?"

Chuck Dannan,
Systems Analyst
"One day, perhaps in the near future, we'll be able to tell just by DNA testing who is bald."

Katie Burns,
Public Relations
"These doctors are always one step ahead. Like when I think of curing cancer, they've already moved on to male pattern baldness."

Peter Doan,
Unemployed
"Too bad they didn't discover this before my dad died. That could have significantly reduced the snickering heard as friends and relatives passed the open casket."

*American Voices, The Onion