ON OF COURSE YOU’RE NOT
"Of course, we’re not comparing him to McCovey; we’re just saying that he’s similar."
--ESPN sportscaster Joe Morgan, about Phillies first baseman Ryan Howard and former baseball great Willie McCovey (thanks to Kipp Gilmore-Clough)
Stupid Is As Stupid Says...
ON ACTUALLY, WE PRETTY MUCH FIGURED THAT OUT ON OUR OWN
"The painting Wheatfield with Crows, probably painted before Van Gogh committed suicide."
--caption under the photo of a Van Gogh painting, in the Malay Mail (Malaysia)
Stupid Is As Stupid Says...
ON HUSBANDS, MONSTROUS
"She really has become a monster . . . I mean monster in the most positive way."
--real estate mogul Donald Trump, about his pregnant wife Melania, on the Howard Stern Show
Stupid Is As Stupid Says...
ON LABELS, NOT HELPFUL AND NOT HELPFUL
"MAGNETIC LIGHT. FLASHES RED AND RED!"
--label on the back of a flashing magnetic light
Stupid Is As Stupid Says...
ON BAKERY ITEMS, ODD INSTRUCTIONS ABOUT
"PLEASE USE TONGUES TO PICK UP COOKIES, NOT YOUR HANDS."
--sign in the cafeteria at a high school in Red Lion, Pennsylvania
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